Reality Demotivational Poster
DUCKFACE - The ugly truth
OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.
LIFE - get used to disappointment
REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.
REALITY CHECK, WHAT FREEDOM MEANS -
REALITY CHECK - What you think you can do. What the reality is.
ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality
REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.
MIDDLE AGES -
EPIC FAIL - When this happens in reality there is no salvation.
LIFE - is nothing but a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression..
REALITY - isn't always what it seems
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN -
REALITY HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM - Send Error Report ?
BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON - BUT SOMETIMES THE REASON IS THAT YOU'RE STUPID AND MAKE BAD DECISIONS
REALITY - No matter how glorious you think your work is there will always be some one that points and laughs.
I love you -
I DO NOT SNORE -
I CAN STILL REMEMBER - WHEN I WAS SMARTER THAN MY PHONE
R•E•A•L•I•T•Y - I prefer mine in small, sharp doses Like slivers of truth shoved under my nails
Simple Beliefs -
CONNECTION FAILED -
Sleeping with kids -
REALITY - Is Overrated
THE REAL HOUSEWIFES OF THE WAFFEN SS - Reality Television: How Much Is Enough?
REALITY... - is what we tell you it is.
This Memorial Day -
THE EDGE -
WONDERFUL WORLD -
HOW FAR -
AWAKE - You woke me up before I was done dreaming; and now even in your arms, sleep evades me. My dreams are gone, but the night goes on forever.
What if -
NSF - We're sorry...your reality check has just bounced.
REALITY - The terrible burden that pulls you out of paradise and back to your cubicle. Get back to work.
VAPOR-WARE - Vapor-ware is always easier to sell because there's no limit to what it can do.
Reality vs Fiction -
LIFE IS SHORT -
REALITY - Sometimes the world does just hate you after all.
BAD PHOTOSHOP -
LOW BALLED -
HAPPINESS AND CYANIDE -
I'M TWO MONTHS PREGNANT NOW - WHEN WILL MY BABY MOVE WITH ANY LUCK, RIGHT AFTER HE FINISHES COLLEGE
REALITY - There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy.
UH OH, HE GOT HIS TANK -
Mon Dieu -
BUCKING THE ODDS -
A LONG ROAD TO RECOVERY -
RATING BOMBERS - If they can't get 5L's then no one can!
ANGRY BIRDS REALITY -
HOW CUTE - I like to imagine them screaming in horror when I turn the game off without saving.
REAL HOUSEWIVES -
THE UGLY TRUTH -
RL HATES THIS DAY -
HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO SWITCH TO ELECTRIC CARS: - Just release the damn concepts!!!
Epic city -
I'M NOT IN DENIAL -
IF YOU FIND THIS CUTE - then you've lost all touch with reality.
REALIZATION - Finding out that everything you believe in, is a lie
ALL I WANT FOR XMAS -
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A SMART ASS - FIRST YOU HAVE TO BE SMART OTHER WISE YOU'RE JUST AN ASS
AND THEY SAY - Moderating has no long term effects (he did come away with some nice consolation gifts)
THE NEW MODS -
BUT CRANKY, IT WAS ALL IN FUN -
TAX TIME -
SUM AND SUBSTANCE -
REALITY - Yes, oftentimes it sucks. But the moment you awake from that realistic dream in which you were being shot, or going to jail, or your house was on fire... It can be pretty damn sweet.
REALITY - is stranger than fiction
LEGALIZE CRIME! - So We Won't Have Any Criminals, The Jails Would Be Unoccupied, No Robbery, Murder or Rape - A Perfect World? NO! We Would Miss The Lawyers, right?!
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