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Reality Demotivational Poster

DUCKFACE - The ugly truth

TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.

OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.

TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.46/5

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ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am
makes perfect sense to me

ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality

TAGS: reality anime girls hen*** japan manga
Rating: 3.18/5

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Hremsfeld - October 3, 2009, 8:44 am
Phage - May 7, 2009, 9:24 am
Awwww : D
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2009, 4:26 am
why oh why?
evil - April 2, 2009, 9:38 pm
xDD very original
Nobody - October 20, 2008, 5:03 pm
This is just f***ing scary.

REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.

LIFE - get used to disappointment


TAGS: society adventure concept reality individual
Rating: 4.43/5

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Rick69 - June 30, 2012, 9:40 am
Merci Gary... And that's also an interesting thought, Emil... Never really thought about that... Thanks for that...
EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 12:24 am
The dotted line down the middle of the highway is a mental concept too, but it seems to work.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 7:13 pm
Looks like yer trend is workin’ out jus’ fine, jus’ fine indeed

REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.

TAGS: marriage reality gamers men
Rating: 4.66/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2013, 1:15 am
Their retinas have been burned by the PS3 images...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:15 pm
Yeah, I don't understand how so many men today didn't have the foresight to see this coming.
LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:06 pm
That is a gears of war screensh**, but the console is a ps3.
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 3:38 pm
You sure understanding isnt she lets you play games and she plays is she shows an interest in your hobbies (teehee). Just kiddin space. Thanks for the comment and the 5L.
spacedog - June 30, 2012, 3:15 pm
Well Mrs.spacedog is understanding and even joins in on some of the fun and games. 5L


TAGS: freedom reality soldier war thanks
Rating: 4.44/5

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pricksoldier - September 20, 2011, 10:12 pm
that would be an original, unfortunately, just a few days later my unit lost one of its own over here.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:52 pm

well done. is the text original...did you write it?

REALITY CHECK - What you think you can do. What the reality is.

TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality -

TAGS: star trek reality people fans
Rating: 4.64/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:28 am
Written syfy predated A Trip To The Moon by millennia.
nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:13 am
Star Trek was okay, but Star Wars is better. Also, A Trip To The Moon was the movie that started the SyFy genre and took the first step into the Final Frontier.
MissPriss - December 6, 2013, 2:05 am
The original series! The baby that took the 1st step into a new frontier? You sir must give your head a shake for me...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 1:38 am
Can handle ANY Star Trek series, EXCEPT the Kirk Series. The movies were better, minus the first Star Trek film in the 70s.


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


TAGS: loss pain rebuild dreams reality
Rating: 4.63/5

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5150monkeylove - February 20, 2013, 11:52 pm
Thanks guys. I shall return soon. It is just harder than hell to make posters with only a phone.
- January 14, 2013, 12:05 pm
brilliant masterpiece!faved it!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:01 pm
I like this poster...well said
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2011, 1:25 pm
Hey Hammy! This one is actually a goodbye to someone special. I had to do something with the pain. Sorry I have not been around lately. I am just not feeling the funny.
Azzameen85 - November 11, 2011, 8:43 am
I can relate to that poster. 5L
Hawamleh - November 10, 2011, 9:20 pm
Great poster ! long time no see !
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:48 pm


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.



EPIC FAIL - When this happens in reality there is no salvation.

LIFE - is nothing but a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression..

TAGS: life death darkness depression reality
Rating: 4.84/5

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ughomer - September 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Macabriful poster Seth.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2012, 9:24 am

shiney happy poster you put out seth...i love it 5L :)
GaryO - September 14, 2012, 8:39 am
How quaint. Looks to be one of Thomas Kinkade’s bizzaro collection….or perhaps an early Turner. In any event, if I had a whit of motivation left after viewing this poster, I’d retrieve a dagger and cut myself….5L


TAGS: it isn t motivation its called a reality check hell hammy
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm
5 depressed lions.


TAGS: pzy insanity grip reality fall
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - October 16, 2011, 8:00 pm

distance in miles or kilometers? made the trip a few times now....meh...the fall can be a blast. 5L

REALITY - isn't always what it seems

I love you -

TAGS: reality
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - September 1, 2015, 8:06 pm
Of course, it's the women talking to the men in most cases...;-)
rerun - September 1, 2015, 7:26 pm

As a Texan, I can confirm the last one
GaryO - September 1, 2015, 11:58 am
Having spent time in Mexico and China...and the south...YES
EmilioDumphque - September 1, 2015, 9:38 am
Informative AND useful!


TAGS: reality lord
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:36 pm

hmmm...lets see...the first time someone called me sir....do you mean without the words `you`re making a scene`after themÉ
mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:18 am


TAGS: reality imagination love boxman hammy
Rating: 4.87/5

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rerun - May 10, 2012, 8:25 pm

motitwist Hammy,motitwist
Hawamleh - May 10, 2012, 5:47 pm
Thank you :) and I'll keep that in mind !
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:44 pm
That's too motivational to be a demotivator. 5L anyway.




TAGS: childhood dreams reality ugly hammy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:57 pm
Nah My saying Goes More Like "Sobriety, Not even Once"
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:31 pm

meth...not even once.

BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.



TAGS: reality
Rating: 5/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:02 pm
Funny how the feminazis are curiously quiet about how inappropriate ra** jokes are without exception, when it's about a man being ra**d.
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 am
I've got Psycharm All Python tools in one place---if you've got a dirty mind--ahem--Prissy--- That's HILARIOUS!!!!!
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:22 pm
Don't know if everyone else is seeing the ad below but mine is showing "5(L) Foods to Never Eat" and it's a pic of zucchini...you say zucchini, I say cucumber...he says foot long...whatever rocks your world...teehee.
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 8:08 am
OH FUUUUUUUH!!!!! THAT is SOOOooooo WRONG! ROTFL!! Okay, I'll say it, would that be a $5 foot long? TNX, Cern!!! You have no idea how bad I needed a good laugh! 5 ROTFL lions!


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 25, 2013, 7:51 pm
..or are passionate and do as nature intends, instead of that which society would rather.

Einstein -

TAGS: predictions reality einstein technology communication
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:52 pm
That's the one! Apparently M0rd3kaI is much more talented than he makes out to be in the forum.
Bandit5906 - April 12, 2014, 7:43 pm
The image concocted about "making love" and texting? WOW
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 1:55 am
Only because M0rd3kaI insists he had them copyrighted
rerun - April 11, 2014, 7:13 pm

Thank goodness you omitted the "making love" image.
JesusWept - April 11, 2014, 6:18 pm
Einstein was right. 5 L's
Oldsod - April 11, 2014, 5:48 pm
...so today, we were discussing this in my class...the things we had to do for fun in the olden times. They've no clue...

REALITY - No matter how glorious you think your work is there will always be some one that points and laughs.


TAGS: reality
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:09 pm
LOL!!! Got Harley's in our house! 5L!
Silverheart - May 19, 2015, 5:36 am
A motorcycle I'd love to ride
GaryO - May 18, 2015, 7:28 am
Oh, yeah
Reality Lord - May 18, 2015, 7:20 am

5trong fiver


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.95/5

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Silverheart - March 22, 2013, 2:31 pm
You're giving some people way too much credit. 5Ls on this one
PapaFox - March 22, 2013, 5:58 am
And when we didn't need a users manual to operate the d*mned thing!


TAGS: reality hawk life
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reycolons619 - January 4, 2011, 7:06 am
LMAO 5L This reminds me of a joke,where a philosopher and a scientist were being chased by a lion and the scientist said,no good to try and outrun it it'll catch up.-philosopher Im not trying to outrun the lion im trying to outrun you.
Peso - January 4, 2011, 6:03 am
Nice. A good twist to an old addage.

R•E•A•L•I•T•Y - I prefer mine in small, sharp doses Like slivers of truth shoved under my nails

TAGS: reality truth sad
Rating: 4.75/5

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Oiler - January 17, 2013, 11:53 am
It is the one of the most senseless thing a person can do, and there is NO excuse for it. The punishment for impaired driving does not fit the crime. Very thought provoking. 5L




TAGS: motifake ideology nonsense life reality
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:32 pm
I agree with a lot with what Seuss says, but nonsense doesn't wake up my brain cells. It sets off a "must kill" sensor. . . . hmmm, massive it does wake up brain cells, haha.
forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:33 pm
Kspace - May 27, 2011, 8:45 am
Is that a tunnel?

Simple Beliefs -

TAGS: back when reality tv was genuinely fake and people simply believed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 3:12 am
Goodness, thanks silvie. Now what do I do? I thought I had a few good years left...teehee.
Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:03 am
Perfect. THIS is the caliber of poster that all Motifakers strive to make. 5L,/ Faved & Facebook'd!


TAGS: anime dating life reality
Rating: 4.85/5

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Benlulz - January 21, 2011, 11:28 am
5L's, picture + comment this one.
jameswnash - January 20, 2011, 11:43 pm
lmao 5 tentacles!
Airman - January 20, 2011, 4:22 pm

Sleeping with kids -

TAGS: reality
Rating: 3.88/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:25 pm
I'm a noob and recent joiner, what's a 'timmy'?
PapaFox - May 17, 2013, 4:05 pm
Glad I could help, Miss, hehe. :)
MissPriss - May 17, 2013, 3:11 pm
Papa...a giggle is a giggle, but h** tea through my nose isn't funny. Okay, maybe some day in the future...but the 5L laugh today, not so much.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:10 pm
Things have really changed. I guess I will avoid voting for the posters not in the old format unless they really catch my eye.
falloutghoul - May 17, 2013, 12:50 pm
The Timmy's are back.
GaryO - May 17, 2013, 10:10 am
Not sure why the initial low votes. This one rocks, IMO. 5L

REALITY - Is Overrated


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.07/5

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Sean - April 11, 2010, 10:18 pm
I really like it. And I see you too have grappled with the troubling question of where to end the underline: at the end of the base of the "T", or at the end of the overhang. I say you made the right call.
Anything - April 11, 2010, 5:06 pm
...less of a hit than i imagined.

THE REAL HOUSEWIFES OF THE WAFFEN SS - Reality Television: How Much Is Enough?

TAGS: reality television demotivational
Rating: 4.06/5

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Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:32 pm

vhy did i hear you say zat vit a greman accent? yaaaaa?
GAMEKILLER - March 8, 2012, 12:39 am
So we are clear most of those women wouldnt be allowed in the waffen ss they do not fit the standards.
vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:54 am
Nothing defines the lows that a culture can sink to like reality television.

REALITY... - is what we tell you it is.

TAGS: reality satire
Rating: 3.95/5

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BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:47 pm
the Saints are impressive...thought I'd give it a watch to see if it's "Reality"
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 11:45 pm
Ruff night for the Pats.
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
*are=is...I've been watching futball
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:43 pm
arf arf arrrf arf (and how are SpaceDog?)
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great concept and well done.
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:14 pm
Reminds me of the outer limits...Very, very nicely done galen066
motifake - November 30, 2009, 9:55 pm

Truly demotivating
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 30, 2009, 8:20 pm
Good one!

This Memorial Day -

TAGS: memorial day reality homeless veterans
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - May 26, 2013, 10:02 am





TAGS: disabled handicap dreams aspiration reality
Rating: 4.96/5

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Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:07 pm
Just saw this one for the first time. Amazing.
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:58 pm
forseti - November 8, 2010, 1:14 pm
so sad!


TAGS: reality distant dreams keep moving
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - February 7, 2013, 6:19 pm
Unfortunately, there are some shores I will never reach. 5L

AWAKE - You woke me up before I was done dreaming; and now even in your arms, sleep evades me. My dreams are gone, but the night goes on forever.

TAGS: fantasy reality they both bite
Rating: 4.53/5

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HallieMarie - April 24, 2012, 11:06 am
Thanks. It's one of the most meaningful to me personally.
PeteMan - April 20, 2012, 8:23 am
This one's great. I don't quite know why, but I love it.

What if -

TAGS: what persecute ego innocent reality
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - July 10, 2013, 4:11 am
Nice, but never apologize for past girlfriends - it'll be a big can o' worms


TAGS: simulated reality sims kitchen pzy
Rating: 4.26/5

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pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:49 pm
Can't even win at the game of Life. 5L

NSF - We're sorry...your reality check has just bounced.

REALITY - The terrible burden that pulls you out of paradise and back to your cubicle. Get back to work.

TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational office reality depressing
Rating: 1.94/5

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Vinnie - August 3, 2008, 4:30 am
That's true demotivational. o_o

VAPOR-WARE - Vapor-ware is always easier to sell because there's no limit to what it can do.


Delusion -

TAGS: delusion reality society sanity happiness
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 5, 2014, 3:28 pm
What a coincidence, because I thoroughly resent this reality.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 5, 2014, 12:32 pm
I resemble that 5tatement! lol

Reality vs Fiction -



TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.89/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 23, 2015, 11:25 pm
If you're doing it to people you know, for a reason, then the karma comes back on you. If it's strangers, without reason, they had it coming.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 6:07 am
LOL! 'Cern, You always manage to tickle my funny-bone in a dark kind of way! Luuuuv this!! 5 L
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 6:05 am
Oh, I don't know about that, Emilio, but maybe you're fortunate enough to only know really nice people? chuckle, chuckle!
EmilioDumphque - April 22, 2015, 1:43 am
My point exactly, but it has to be strangers.


TAGS: reality not royalty human rerun
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:51 pm
You had me at "dang." 5. Hey, which one's you, rerun? (aside: I have five on the potted plant. But don't tell rerun, it would hurt his chlorophyl based feelings.)
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:41 pm
funny & true 5L


TAGS: a truly sad reality
Rating: 4.76/5

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wampyre - June 1, 2010, 4:58 pm
true, in a way it kinda is


TAGS: egypt apathy reality
Rating: 4.55/5

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agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 11:04 am
Yeah, I remember what came from it... Steve Martin's King Tut skit.
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2011, 9:10 am
Egypt hasn't seen this kind of rebellion since 1446BC, and we all know how that turned out
coldinjected - February 1, 2011, 11:06 pm
As long as the reality tv is sports... not sure that can be trusted anymore either. 5L
Airman - February 1, 2011, 6:24 pm

REALITY - Sometimes the world does just hate you after all.

TAGS: whale reality fate
Rating: 3.63/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:03 pm
Wrong jump Willy
440wakeup - July 25, 2010, 11:44 am
The theater of life



TAGS: reality lord aka big daddy
Rating: 5/5

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Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 3:32 pm
Thanks Space! That's a great compliment coming from someone in which I have LMAO, after reading some of your posters...
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 2:36 pm
Nice. 5L

Awkward -

TAGS: vanity reflections kissing reality
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:30 pm
THAT's how my ex started? Hahaha
falloutghoul - August 29, 2013, 8:00 am
The beginnings of narcissism.



TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.83/5

REALITY - There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy.

TAGS: reality love hurts
Rating: 4.68/5

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voodoo3535 - March 10, 2011, 5:48 pm
Thank you.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 5:23 pm
Epic mate.


TAGS: reality lord tank
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - February 3, 2012, 10:18 pm


Mon Dieu -

TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!



TAGS: addictions reality lord
Rating: 4.58/5

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Greeny - July 13, 2011, 7:50 pm
lol x gazillion
crankyhead - July 13, 2011, 6:14 pm

ingredients -

TAGS: starbucks coffee milkshakes reality check
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:21 pm
Thanks. It really goes to show that they don't know how to make coffee because the coffee that they DO sell tastes like fecal matter. All the sugar in the world couldn't make their coffee taste good. Even percolator coffee tastes better.
maoworks2 - August 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
I Agree.

RATING BOMBERS - If they can't get 5L's then no one can!

TAGS: realitylord claire toc face parody
Rating: 4.53/5

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CoolioIndeed - September 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
Oh man. I totally forgot I even made these.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2013, 3:49 am
LMAO X-D I enjoyed thi5 soooo much. It is epic.
djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 7:59 am
Oh come on, guys, this is not a private club! You can't expect to have only insiders comments... I like it myself, though! xx
darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:17 am
@Geoffro Get your birdass off of this site.
Sean - December 14, 2010, 7:00 pm
Hey ... WAIT A MINUTE ... if he dies as me ... BWAAAAH! Uhm, sorry about that. I learned too far back in my chair just now. *blushes*
forseti - December 14, 2010, 6:17 pm
Geoffro, you surely got that this has a deeper meaning you perhaps can't get. So please just don't vote on these "insider-posters". Democracy doesn't mean that everybody MUST communicate his impressions...
crankyhead - December 14, 2010, 5:42 pm
I'd give you a six if I could. =)
Geoffro - December 14, 2010, 5:27 pm
1L for the effort to put it all together, -4 for the not being very funny part.
CoolioIndeed - December 14, 2010, 1:51 pm
Well it was initially rejected with a "pm on the way" reason. I never got a reason, so I figured it had something to do with the caption, so I reworked it. Or perhaps they were saving it from the rating bombers at the time!
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2010, 12:43 pm
As always, a masterpiece Mr Coolio.


HOW CUTE - I like to imagine them screaming in horror when I turn the game off without saving.


TAGS: memory polar bear ice reality zoo
Rating: 4.38/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:07 am
I find it perfect, what's the "delivery"? xx
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:47 pm
I suggest soliciting tips from established motifakers.... this picture is great, and you had the best idea for it possible... just needed a better delivery. High marks for the angle, though.




HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO SWITCH TO ELECTRIC CARS: - Just release the damn concepts!!!

TAGS: chevy concept reality car zoomer
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2013, 2:00 am
zoomer296 - March 11, 2013, 12:50 am
No this sucker's electric, I just need water to generate the 300w needed to run the motor. (Yes, that's supposed to be a Back To The Future reference.)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2013, 12:29 am
O..... M...... G!
robbidos - March 10, 2013, 11:03 pm
The concepts aren't released because mainstream is considered to ignorant and dull to want something different. the technology for running a car on water was created before Henry Ford. And i'm not talking steam.
zoomer296 - March 10, 2013, 10:28 pm
They have about 10 of them up and running in Japan: http://tinyurl.com/452dmu
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:31 am
I've seen commercials a long time ago about a car that can run on water. They ended the commercial saying, "It'll be ready when the world is ready." It's more like when the oil tycoons die.
zoomer296 - March 8, 2013, 9:38 pm
Sorry, broken link. Here is a new one: http://tinyurl.com/alu4y5x
zoomer296 - March 8, 2013, 9:36 pm
Yes it does: http://files.conceptcarz.com/img/Chevrolet/chevy_Volt_Concept_DAS_07_DV-02.jpg
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2013, 1:10 am
The concept looks like a brick and doesn't have doors. The reality looks sleeker and does.
CloudchaserS - March 8, 2013, 12:15 am
I'm told that auto industry concepts are nothing more than glorified displays of new ideas. They never actually get produced no matter how cool they are.


TAGS: art reality surprise sagan
Rating: 2.73/5

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Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:13 pm
Great quote.

Epic city -

TAGS: city ph**oshoped reality awesome wonder icon world tower building wow exist
Rating: 2.67/5

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BrokenEye - August 8, 2010, 9:51 pm
No. I don't like over-using of cliched landmarks, and this city over-uses the hell out of them.
TheAlternative - January 19, 2009, 6:45 am
Is this from a movie?

IF YOU FIND THIS CUTE - then you've lost all touch with reality.

TAGS: bear polar cute reality
Rating: 2.19/5

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faulty switch - September 1, 2009, 11:55 pm
i watched this show. i was rooting for the bear.
familyghost - May 18, 2009, 9:51 pm
Oh it's cute all right, right up to the point when the bear realizes he can rip the bus open and have plenty of food for a while. Then it's disturbingly cute.
Jen - March 17, 2009, 8:27 pm
That's okay, reality and I weren't friends anyway.

REALIZATION - Finding out that everything you believe in, is a lie

TAGS: reality
Rating: 1.85/5

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Bord - August 16, 2009, 10:11 pm
Heh. They should have had "Change" across the top of that tombstone.


TAGS: reality lord
Rating: 4.94/5

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Tytan - December 31, 2011, 2:32 am
god d*** it,I read your comment in quagmire's voice
Arvantillian - December 26, 2011, 10:33 pm
put me down for that one too!


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.86/5
mariand - February 14, 2013, 7:54 am
hehehe...good one

AND THEY SAY - Moderating has no long term effects (he did come away with some nice consolation gifts)

TAGS: password reality lord
Rating: 4.72/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 1:11 pm

what else do we know that floats?...lolz


TAGS: faceplant mooooo reality lord hammer
Rating: 4.53/5

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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 7:18 pm
Wow, had no idea, Jews were involved, ****, I should run off the site now! lmao What diff does it make?
rerun - January 9, 2011, 7:14 pm

It's a club.....
Cubbybear - January 9, 2011, 7:08 pm
What's with all the Jewish Mods?....LOL!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:52 pm
Agg, I didn't say FAP!
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 5:07 pm
I told you to go with padded walls.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2011, 4:05 pm
$400 damage to the drywall alone this weekend at MotiHQ. gonna have to give them the 5LB'r. and I thought with those emmense forearms they sport, they'd have been able to grip it better
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 3:43 pm
Put that thing down... you don't know how to use it!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:40 am
Fab! lol 5L's


TAGS: reality existential perception singular ponder
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Perception isn't reality. A punch in the nose is reality... whatever led up to it was the fault of your perception of reality.
Hawamleh - December 4, 2010, 4:08 pm
then my reality is nothing ?
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:06 am
Be kind to a 15 yr old kid from Jordan. I bet he hasn't even tried to divide by zero yet!
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 10:00 am
what do you need elaboration on Hammy? your perception IS your reality
Hawamleh - December 4, 2010, 9:58 am
elaborate anyone ?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 9:11 am

pretty deep thought
fascistfrenchman - December 4, 2010, 4:33 am
Bravo. I'd like to see more scientific ironies. Sometimes reality is funnier than any fictional plot.


TAGS: reality boring create new one
Rating: 4.38/5

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buckeyekid - September 15, 2011, 8:47 pm
This is the only runway at the airport in St.Maarten they need to get that close but still funny
WTF - December 7, 2010, 4:32 pm
Anyone who automatically dismisses fantastic things as "fake" or "ph**oshopped" is more gullible than the morons who fall for the "fake" and "ph**oshopped" crap!!!
Kung-Fu Devil - July 20, 2010, 5:49 am
Sorry, I wasn't trying to. I just think the video is amazing.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:15 am
KFD - this was a funny motifake. Do not sand-bag it with fact and trivial info. Please. It's disrespectful.
spacedog - July 19, 2010, 4:40 pm
LOL! Explains why we're all here. 5L, pzykosiz.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 19, 2010, 6:57 am
And another, which displays it better; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8KjPNj2jgw
Kung-Fu Devil - July 19, 2010, 6:56 am
It's real, here's the video; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7DfrI9rLd4
forseti - July 19, 2010, 5:34 am
well expla(i)ned.
pzykosiz - July 19, 2010, 2:27 am
that explains it
Derek - July 19, 2010, 2:13 am
This is the airport at St Martin/Maarten in the Caribbean - it's a small island!
pzykosiz - July 19, 2010, 1:56 am
it could be. i was just flicking through the fodder thread and found something i could use. even so, it does look way too low to the ground
rerun - July 19, 2010, 1:35 am

I think this may actually be real. I have seen it befor, however it was a series of the most unusual airports/runways.
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 1:30 am
Well put!


TAGS: reality lord cranky
Rating: 4.19/5

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forseti - January 6, 2012, 10:36 am


TAGS: harsh reality
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - July 3, 2011, 2:30 pm
98454 Created April 15th 2010 by sickartist and should be in the Hall of Fame if it isn't already.
Verdeckt - July 2, 2011, 7:35 pm
It is isn't it.. Can't think WHERE i've seen THE words before.. home sPUN truth always IS
RonE - July 2, 2011, 9:29 am
Epic truth oh wise one.


TAGS: disneyland mexican life reality
Rating: 3.75/5

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LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:31 am
My favorite part is at the end of day you don't head for the "exit" and leave in your car...you go to a "Deportation Station" where a long golf cart-type shuttle - complete with Border Patrol lights - shuttles you out the parking lot.
LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:29 am
I like how you buy your ticket from Salespeople dressed as Coyotes, then get to simulate sneaking in through a hole in the fence held open by Eeyore, then go on the "Rio Grande Water Flume" to the actual park entrance...

REALITY - Yes, oftentimes it sucks. But the moment you awake from that realistic dream in which you were being shot, or going to jail, or your house was on fire... It can be pretty damn sweet.

TAGS: reality assignment
Rating: 3.54/5

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GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 11:38 am
or she's pregnant
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 10:56 am
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 11:57 pm
Well said!

REALITY - is stranger than fiction

TAGS: reality
Rating: 3.42/5

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MrRandom - September 12, 2010, 8:54 pm
Such as son of a motherless goat?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:36 pm

meh...i been called worse.