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Reality Demotivational Poster


DUCKFACE - The ugly truth


TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am, #251398
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.


OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.46/5

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ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am, #234792
makes perfect sense to me


LIFE - get used to disappointment




SOCIETY -


TAGS: society adventure concept reality individual
Rating: 4.44/5

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Rick69 - June 30, 2012, 9:40 am, #236818
Merci Gary... And that's also an interesting thought, Emil... Never really thought about that... Thanks for that...
EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 12:24 am, #236811
The dotted line down the middle of the highway is a mental concept too, but it seems to work.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 7:13 pm, #236794
Looks like yer trend is workin’ out jus’ fine, jus’ fine indeed


REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.


TAGS: marriage reality gamers men
Rating: 4.66/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2013, 1:15 am, #245092
Their retinas have been burned by the PS3 images...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245052
Yeah, I don't understand how so many men today didn't have the foresight to see this coming.
LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:06 pm, #236918
That is a gears of war screensh**, but the console is a ps3.
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 3:38 pm, #236827
You sure understanding isnt she lets you play games and she plays is she shows an interest in your hobbies (teehee). Just kiddin space. Thanks for the comment and the 5L.
spacedog - June 30, 2012, 3:15 pm, #236826
Well Mrs.spacedog is understanding and even joins in on some of the fun and games. 5L


REALITY CHECK, WHAT FREEDOM MEANS -


TAGS: freedom reality soldier war thanks
Rating: 4.44/5

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pricksoldier - September 20, 2011, 10:12 pm, #224464
that would be an original, unfortunately, just a few days later my unit lost one of its own over here.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:52 pm, #224383

well done. is the text original...did you write it?


REALITY CHECK - What you think you can do. What the reality is.


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.65/5

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ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality


TAGS: reality anime girls hen*** japan manga
Rating: 3.18/5

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Hremsfeld - October 3, 2009, 8:44 am, #123560
Mindf***!
Phage - May 7, 2009, 9:24 am, #78477
Awwww : D
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2009, 4:26 am, #78455
why oh why?
evil - April 2, 2009, 9:38 pm, #69924
xDD very original
Nobody - October 20, 2008, 5:03 pm, #28982
This is just f***ing scary.


Reality -


TAGS: star trek reality people fans
Rating: 4.64/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:13 am, #251692
Star Trek was okay, but Star Wars is better. Also, A Trip To The Moon was the movie that started the SyFy genre and took the first step into the Final Frontier.
MissPriss - December 6, 2013, 2:05 am, #251394
The original series! The baby that took the 1st step into a new frontier? You sir must give your head a shake for me...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 1:38 am, #251391
Can handle ANY Star Trek series, EXCEPT the Kirk Series. The movies were better, minus the first Star Trek film in the 70s.


REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.




MIDDLE AGES -


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am, #244968
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm, #227026
LMFAO
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am, #227018

dude....FTW!!!!
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm, #227007
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


REBUILDING -


TAGS: loss pain rebuild dreams reality
Rating: 4.63/5

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5150monkeylove - February 20, 2013, 11:52 pm, #243665
Thanks guys. I shall return soon. It is just harder than hell to make posters with only a phone.
- January 14, 2013, 12:05 pm, #242456
brilliant masterpiece!faved it!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:01 pm, #225735
I like this poster...well said
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2011, 1:25 pm, #225724
Hey Hammy! This one is actually a goodbye to someone special. I had to do something with the pain. Sorry I have not been around lately. I am just not feeling the funny.
Azzameen85 - November 11, 2011, 8:43 am, #225720
I can relate to that poster. 5L
Hawamleh - November 10, 2011, 9:20 pm, #225705
Great poster ! long time no see !
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:48 pm, #225700
Nice!


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm, #127021
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm, #126995
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


ADDICTION -




ADDICT -




EPIC FAIL - When this happens in reality there is no salvation.




LIFE - is nothing but a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression..


TAGS: life death darkness depression reality
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

ughomer - September 14, 2012, 2:24 pm, #239153
Macabriful poster Seth.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2012, 9:24 am, #239145

shiney happy poster you put out seth...i love it 5L :)
GaryO - September 14, 2012, 8:39 am, #239143
How quaint. Looks to be one of Thomas Kinkade’s bizzaro collection….or perhaps an early Turner. In any event, if I had a whit of motivation left after viewing this poster, I’d retrieve a dagger and cut myself….5L


HELL -


TAGS: it isn t motivation its called a reality check hell hammy
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm, #202816
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm, #202811
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm, #202568
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm, #202561
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm, #202551
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm, #202539
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm, #202538
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm, #202536
wow
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm, #202528
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm, #202280
5 depressed lions.


INSANITY -


TAGS: pzy insanity grip reality fall
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - October 16, 2011, 8:00 pm, #225168

distance in miles or kilometers? made the trip a few times now....meh...the fall can be a blast. 5L


REALITY - isn't always what it seems




YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN -


TAGS: reality lord
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:36 pm, #227067

hmmm...lets see...the first time someone called me sir....do you mean without the words `you`re making a scene`after themÉ
mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:18 am, #227046
lol


EXPECTATIONS -


TAGS: reality imagination love boxman hammy
Rating: 4.87/5

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rerun - May 10, 2012, 8:25 pm, #234468

motitwist Hammy,motitwist
Hawamleh - May 10, 2012, 5:47 pm, #234460
Thank you :) and I'll keep that in mind !
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:44 pm, #234459
That's too motivational to be a demotivator. 5L anyway.


REALITY HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM - Send Error Report ?




REALITY -


TAGS: childhood dreams reality ugly hammy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:57 pm, #202845
Nah My saying Goes More Like "Sobriety, Not even Once"
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:31 pm, #202825

meth...not even once.


BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.




REALITY? -




KARMA -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 am, #262516
I've got Psycharm All Python tools in one place---if you've got a dirty mind--ahem--Prissy--- That's HILARIOUS!!!!!
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:22 pm, #262503
Don't know if everyone else is seeing the ad below but mine is showing "5(L) Foods to Never Eat" and it's a pic of zucchini...you say zucchini, I say cucumber...he says foot long...whatever rocks your world...teehee.
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 8:08 am, #262463
OH FUUUUUUUH!!!!! THAT is SOOOooooo WRONG! ROTFL!! Okay, I'll say it, would that be a $5 foot long? TNX, Cern!!! You have no idea how bad I needed a good laugh! 5 ROTFL lions!


RESTORATION PROJECTS -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2015, 2:59 am, #262518
...vagorsoraus?
steve1961 - August 24, 2015, 7:18 pm, #262511
Is this a thing? Cuz it seems like a thing. It's probably not an actual thing...but it could be...I don't know...I just found about that thing that sounds like a type of dinosaur...
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:18 pm, #262502
Dammit...where'd I put that receipt.
EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2015, 3:08 am, #262491
Stick in the ham, pull out the bone and bingo: good as new!


EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON - BUT SOMETIMES THE REASON IS THAT YOU'RE STUPID AND MAKE BAD DECISIONS


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 25, 2013, 7:51 pm, #244659
..or are passionate and do as nature intends, instead of that which society would rather.


Einstein -


TAGS: predictions reality einstein technology communication
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:52 pm, #254262
That's the one! Apparently M0rd3kaI is much more talented than he makes out to be in the forum.
Bandit5906 - April 12, 2014, 7:43 pm, #254259
The image concocted about "making love" and texting? WOW
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 1:55 am, #254243
Only because M0rd3kaI insists he had them copyrighted
rerun - April 11, 2014, 7:13 pm, #254222

Thank goodness you omitted the "making love" image.
JesusWept - April 11, 2014, 6:18 pm, #254218
Einstein was right. 5 L's
Oldsod - April 11, 2014, 5:48 pm, #254215
...so today, we were discussing this in my class...the things we had to do for fun in the olden times. They've no clue...


REALITY - No matter how glorious you think your work is there will always be some one that points and laughs.




I DO NOT SNORE -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:09 pm, #261271
LOL!!! Got Harley's in our house! 5L!
Silverheart - May 19, 2015, 5:36 am, #261258
A motorcycle I'd love to ride
GaryO - May 18, 2015, 7:28 am, #261252
Oh, yeah
Reality Lord - May 18, 2015, 7:20 am, #261249

5trong fiver


I CAN STILL REMEMBER - WHEN I WAS SMARTER THAN MY PHONE


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.95/5

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Silverheart - March 22, 2013, 2:31 pm, #244571
You're giving some people way too much credit. 5Ls on this one
PapaFox - March 22, 2013, 5:58 am, #244565
And when we didn't need a users manual to operate the d*mned thing!


REALITY -


TAGS: reality hawk life
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reycolons619 - January 4, 2011, 7:06 am, #209099
LMAO 5L This reminds me of a joke,where a philosopher and a scientist were being chased by a lion and the scientist said,no good to try and outrun it it'll catch up.-philosopher Im not trying to outrun the lion im trying to outrun you.
Peso - January 4, 2011, 6:03 am, #209092
Nice. A good twist to an old addage.


R•E•A•L•I•T•Y - I prefer mine in small, sharp doses Like slivers of truth shoved under my nails


TAGS: reality truth sad
Rating: 4.75/5

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Oiler - January 17, 2013, 11:53 am, #242566
It is the one of the most senseless thing a person can do, and there is NO excuse for it. The punishment for impaired driving does not fit the crime. Very thought provoking. 5L


PROBLEMS -




REALITY -




IDEOLOGY -


TAGS: motifake ideology nonsense life reality
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:32 pm, #251347
I agree with a lot with what Seuss says, but nonsense doesn't wake up my brain cells. It sets off a "must kill" sensor. . . . hmmm, massive it does wake up brain cells, haha.
forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:33 pm, #219254
no
Kspace - May 27, 2011, 8:45 am, #219237
Is that a tunnel?


Simple Beliefs -


TAGS: back when reality tv was genuinely fake and people simply believed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 3:12 am, #251003
Goodness, thanks silvie. Now what do I do? I thought I had a few good years left...teehee.
Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:03 am, #251001
Perfect. THIS is the caliber of poster that all Motifakers strive to make. 5L,/ Faved & Facebook'd!


CONNECTION FAILED -


TAGS: anime dating life reality
Rating: 4.85/5

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Benlulz - January 21, 2011, 11:28 am, #210458
5L's, picture + comment this one.
jameswnash - January 20, 2011, 11:43 pm, #210432
lmao 5 tentacles!
Airman - January 20, 2011, 4:22 pm, #210377
nice


Sleeping with kids -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 3.88/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:25 pm, #260620
I'm a noob and recent joiner, what's a 'timmy'?
PapaFox - May 17, 2013, 4:05 pm, #245809
Glad I could help, Miss, hehe. :)
MissPriss - May 17, 2013, 3:11 pm, #245806
Papa...a giggle is a giggle, but h** tea through my nose isn't funny. Okay, maybe some day in the future...but the 5L laugh today, not so much.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:10 pm, #245805
Things have really changed. I guess I will avoid voting for the posters not in the old format unless they really catch my eye.
falloutghoul - May 17, 2013, 12:50 pm, #245802
The Timmy's are back.
GaryO - May 17, 2013, 10:10 am, #245800
Not sure why the initial low votes. This one rocks, IMO. 5L


REALITY - Is Overrated




REALITY -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.07/5

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Sean - April 11, 2010, 10:18 pm, #170818
I really like it. And I see you too have grappled with the troubling question of where to end the underline: at the end of the base of the "T", or at the end of the overhang. I say you made the right call.
Anything - April 11, 2010, 5:06 pm, #170781
...less of a hit than i imagined.


THE REAL HOUSEWIFES OF THE WAFFEN SS - Reality Television: How Much Is Enough?


TAGS: reality television demotivational
Rating: 4.06/5

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Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:32 pm, #230909

vhy did i hear you say zat vit a greman accent? yaaaaa?
GAMEKILLER - March 8, 2012, 12:39 am, #230882
So we are clear most of those women wouldnt be allowed in the waffen ss they do not fit the standards.
vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:54 am, #230719
Nothing defines the lows that a culture can sink to like reality television.


REALITY... - is what we tell you it is.


TAGS: reality satire
Rating: 3.95/5

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BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:47 pm, #141315
the Saints are impressive...thought I'd give it a watch to see if it's "Reality"
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 11:45 pm, #141313
Ruff night for the Pats.
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:44 pm, #141312
*are=is...I've been watching futball
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:43 pm, #141310
arf arf arrrf arf (and how are SpaceDog?)
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 11:42 pm, #141308
Great concept and well done.
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:14 pm, #141288
Reminds me of the outer limits...Very, very nicely done galen066
motifake - November 30, 2009, 9:55 pm, #141255

Truly demotivating
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 30, 2009, 8:20 pm, #141237
Good one!


This Memorial Day -


TAGS: memorial day reality homeless veterans
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - May 26, 2013, 10:02 am, #246031

Powerful.


THE EDGE -




WONDERFUL WORLD -




GRAVITY -


TAGS: disabled handicap dreams aspiration reality
Rating: 4.96/5

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Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:07 pm, #224094
Just saw this one for the first time. Amazing.
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:58 pm, #201896
Incredible.
forseti - November 8, 2010, 1:14 pm, #201862
so sad!


HOW FAR -


TAGS: reality distant dreams keep moving
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - February 7, 2013, 6:19 pm, #243304
Unfortunately, there are some shores I will never reach. 5L


AWAKE - You woke me up before I was done dreaming; and now even in your arms, sleep evades me. My dreams are gone, but the night goes on forever.


TAGS: fantasy reality they both bite
Rating: 4.53/5

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HallieMarie - April 24, 2012, 11:06 am, #233753
Thanks. It's one of the most meaningful to me personally.
PeteMan - April 20, 2012, 8:23 am, #233588
This one's great. I don't quite know why, but I love it.


What if -


TAGS: what persecute ego innocent reality
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - July 10, 2013, 4:11 am, #247574
Nice, but never apologize for past girlfriends - it'll be a big can o' worms


REALITY -


TAGS: simulated reality sims kitchen pzy
Rating: 4.26/5

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pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:49 pm, #212612
Can't even win at the game of Life. 5L


NSF - We're sorry...your reality check has just bounced.




REALITY - The terrible burden that pulls you out of paradise and back to your cubicle. Get back to work.


TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational office reality depressing
Rating: 1.94/5

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Vinnie - August 3, 2008, 4:30 am, #12417
That's true demotivational. o_o


VAPOR-WARE - Vapor-ware is always easier to sell because there's no limit to what it can do.




SUNSHINE -




Delusion -


TAGS: delusion reality society sanity happiness
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 5, 2014, 3:28 pm, #254669
What a coincidence, because I thoroughly resent this reality.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 5, 2014, 12:32 pm, #254668
I resemble that 5tatement! lol


Reality vs Fiction -




LIFE IS SHORT -




KARMA -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.89/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 23, 2015, 11:25 pm, #260909
If you're doing it to people you know, for a reason, then the karma comes back on you. If it's strangers, without reason, they had it coming.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 6:07 am, #260865
LOL! 'Cern, You always manage to tickle my funny-bone in a dark kind of way! Luuuuv this!! 5 L
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 6:05 am, #260864
Oh, I don't know about that, Emilio, but maybe you're fortunate enough to only know really nice people? chuckle, chuckle!
EmilioDumphque - April 22, 2015, 1:43 am, #260862
My point exactly, but it has to be strangers.


REALITY -


TAGS: reality not royalty human rerun
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:51 pm, #208531
You had me at "dang." 5. Hey, which one's you, rerun? (aside: I have five on the potted plant. But don't tell rerun, it would hurt his chlorophyl based feelings.)
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:41 pm, #207568
funny & true 5L


WAR -


TAGS: a truly sad reality
Rating: 4.76/5

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wampyre - June 1, 2010, 4:58 pm, #178764
true, in a way it kinda is


CLICK -


TAGS: egypt apathy reality
Rating: 4.55/5

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agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 11:04 am, #211428
Yeah, I remember what came from it... Steve Martin's King Tut skit.
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2011, 9:10 am, #211424
Egypt hasn't seen this kind of rebellion since 1446BC, and we all know how that turned out
coldinjected - February 1, 2011, 11:06 pm, #211405
As long as the reality tv is sports... not sure that can be trusted anymore either. 5L
Airman - February 1, 2011, 6:24 pm, #211378
perfect


REALITY - Sometimes the world does just hate you after all.


TAGS: whale reality fate
Rating: 3.63/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:03 pm, #186670
Wrong jump Willy
440wakeup - July 25, 2010, 11:44 am, #186339
The theater of life


BAD PHOTOSHOP -




LOW BALLED -


TAGS: reality lord aka big daddy
Rating: 5/5

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Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 3:32 pm, #217778
Thanks Space! That's a great compliment coming from someone in which I have LMAO, after reading some of your posters...
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 2:36 pm, #217775
Nice. 5L


Awkward -


TAGS: vanity reflections kissing reality
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:30 pm, #249188
THAT's how my ex started? Hahaha
falloutghoul - August 29, 2013, 8:00 am, #249164
The beginnings of narcissism.


HAPPINESS AND CYANIDE -




I'M TWO MONTHS PREGNANT NOW - WHEN WILL MY BABY MOVE WITH ANY LUCK, RIGHT AFTER HE FINISHES COLLEGE


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.83/5


REALITY - There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy.


TAGS: reality love hurts
Rating: 4.68/5

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voodoo3535 - March 10, 2011, 5:48 pm, #213990
Thank you.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 5:23 pm, #213988
Epic mate.


UH OH, HE GOT HIS TANK -


TAGS: reality lord tank
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - February 3, 2012, 10:18 pm, #228853

:)


A LONG ROAD TO RECOVERY -


TAGS: addictions reality lord
Rating: 4.58/5

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Greeny - July 13, 2011, 7:50 pm, #221360
lol x gazillion
crankyhead - July 13, 2011, 6:14 pm, #221353
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!


ingredients -


TAGS: starbucks coffee milkshakes reality check
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:21 pm, #248279
Thanks. It really goes to show that they don't know how to make coffee because the coffee that they DO sell tastes like fecal matter. All the sugar in the world couldn't make their coffee taste good. Even percolator coffee tastes better.
maoworks2 - August 2, 2013, 1:29 pm, #248272
I Agree.


BUCKING THE ODDS -




RATING BOMBERS - If they can't get 5L's then no one can!


TAGS: realitylord claire toc face parody
Rating: 4.53/5

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CoolioIndeed - September 1, 2013, 10:32 pm, #249235
Oh man. I totally forgot I even made these.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2013, 3:49 am, #248768
LMAO X-D I enjoyed thi5 soooo much. It is epic.
djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 7:59 am, #215466
Oh come on, guys, this is not a private club! You can't expect to have only insiders comments... I like it myself, though! xx
darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:17 am, #207013
@Geoffro Get your birdass off of this site.
Sean - December 14, 2010, 7:00 pm, #206903
Hey ... WAIT A MINUTE ... if he dies as me ... BWAAAAH! Uhm, sorry about that. I learned too far back in my chair just now. *blushes*
forseti - December 14, 2010, 6:17 pm, #206887
Geoffro, you surely got that this has a deeper meaning you perhaps can't get. So please just don't vote on these "insider-posters". Democracy doesn't mean that everybody MUST communicate his impressions...
crankyhead - December 14, 2010, 5:42 pm, #206881
I'd give you a six if I could. =)
Geoffro - December 14, 2010, 5:27 pm, #206878
1L for the effort to put it all together, -4 for the not being very funny part.
CoolioIndeed - December 14, 2010, 1:51 pm, #206857
Well it was initially rejected with a "pm on the way" reason. I never got a reason, so I figured it had something to do with the caption, so I reworked it. Or perhaps they were saving it from the rating bombers at the time!
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2010, 12:43 pm, #206855
As always, a masterpiece Mr Coolio.


HOW CUTE - I like to imagine them screaming in horror when I turn the game off without saving.




ANGRY BIRDS REALITY -




MEMORIES -


TAGS: memory polar bear ice reality zoo
Rating: 4.38/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:07 am, #217733
I find it perfect, what's the "delivery"? xx
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:47 pm, #214283
I suggest soliciting tips from established motifakers.... this picture is great, and you had the best idea for it possible... just needed a better delivery. High marks for the angle, though.


REAL HOUSEWIVES -




THE UGLY TRUTH -




RL HATES THIS DAY -




HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO SWITCH TO ELECTRIC CARS: - Just release the damn concepts!!!


TAGS: chevy concept reality car zoomer
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2013, 2:00 am, #244267
Lol
zoomer296 - March 11, 2013, 12:50 am, #244219
No this sucker's electric, I just need water to generate the 300w needed to run the motor. (Yes, that's supposed to be a Back To The Future reference.)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2013, 12:29 am, #244216
O..... M...... G!
robbidos - March 10, 2013, 11:03 pm, #244213
The concepts aren't released because mainstream is considered to ignorant and dull to want something different. the technology for running a car on water was created before Henry Ford. And i'm not talking steam.
zoomer296 - March 10, 2013, 10:28 pm, #244210
They have about 10 of them up and running in Japan: http://tinyurl.com/452dmu
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:31 am, #244166
I've seen commercials a long time ago about a car that can run on water. They ended the commercial saying, "It'll be ready when the world is ready." It's more like when the oil tycoons die.
zoomer296 - March 8, 2013, 9:38 pm, #244132
Sorry, broken link. Here is a new one: http://tinyurl.com/alu4y5x
zoomer296 - March 8, 2013, 9:36 pm, #244131
Yes it does: http://files.conceptcarz.com/img/Chevrolet/chevy_Volt_Concept_DAS_07_DV-02.jpg
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2013, 1:10 am, #244116
The concept looks like a brick and doesn't have doors. The reality looks sleeker and does.
CloudchaserS - March 8, 2013, 12:15 am, #244115
I'm told that auto industry concepts are nothing more than glorified displays of new ideas. They never actually get produced no matter how cool they are.


ART -


TAGS: art reality surprise sagan
Rating: 2.73/5

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Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:13 pm, #148927
Great quote.


Epic city -


TAGS: city ph**oshoped reality awesome wonder icon world tower building wow exist
Rating: 2.67/5

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BrokenEye - August 8, 2010, 9:51 pm, #188295
No. I don't like over-using of cliched landmarks, and this city over-uses the hell out of them.
TheAlternative - January 19, 2009, 6:45 am, #53003
Is this from a movie?


I'M NOT IN DENIAL -




IF YOU FIND THIS CUTE - then you've lost all touch with reality.


TAGS: bear polar cute reality
Rating: 2.19/5

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faulty switch - September 1, 2009, 11:55 pm, #114023
i watched this show. i was rooting for the bear.
familyghost - May 18, 2009, 9:51 pm, #80814
Oh it's cute all right, right up to the point when the bear realizes he can rip the bus open and have plenty of food for a while. Then it's disturbingly cute.
Jen - March 17, 2009, 8:27 pm, #66367
That's okay, reality and I weren't friends anyway.


REALIZATION - Finding out that everything you believe in, is a lie


TAGS: reality
Rating: 1.85/5

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Bord - August 16, 2009, 10:11 pm, #108869
Heh. They should have had "Change" across the top of that tombstone.


ALL I WANT FOR XMAS -


TAGS: reality lord
Rating: 4.94/5

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Tytan - December 31, 2011, 2:32 am, #227114
god d*** it,I read your comment in quagmire's voice
Arvantillian - December 26, 2011, 10:33 pm, #226983
put me down for that one too!


IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A SMART ASS - FIRST YOU HAVE TO BE SMART OTHER WISE YOU'RE JUST AN ASS


TAGS: reality
Rating: 4.86/5
mariand - February 14, 2013, 7:54 am, #243469
hehehe...good one


AND THEY SAY - Moderating has no long term effects (he did come away with some nice consolation gifts)


TAGS: password reality lord
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 1:11 pm, #229862

what else do we know that floats?...lolz


THE NEW MODS -


TAGS: faceplant mooooo reality lord hammer
Rating: 4.53/5

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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 7:18 pm, #209527
Wow, had no idea, Jews were involved, ****, I should run off the site now! lmao What diff does it make?
rerun - January 9, 2011, 7:14 pm, #209526

It's a club.....
Cubbybear - January 9, 2011, 7:08 pm, #209525
What's with all the Jewish Mods?....LOL!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:52 pm, #209519
Agg, I didn't say FAP!
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 5:07 pm, #209515
I told you to go with padded walls.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2011, 4:05 pm, #209514
$400 damage to the drywall alone this weekend at MotiHQ. gonna have to give them the 5LB'r. and I thought with those emmense forearms they sport, they'd have been able to grip it better
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 3:43 pm, #209513
Put that thing down... you don't know how to use it!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:40 am, #209493
Fab! lol 5L's


REALITY -


TAGS: reality existential perception singular ponder
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:11 pm, #205515
Perception isn't reality. A punch in the nose is reality... whatever led up to it was the fault of your perception of reality.
Hawamleh - December 4, 2010, 4:08 pm, #205513
then my reality is nothing ?
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:06 am, #205431
Be kind to a 15 yr old kid from Jordan. I bet he hasn't even tried to divide by zero yet!
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 10:00 am, #205430
what do you need elaboration on Hammy? your perception IS your reality
Hawamleh - December 4, 2010, 9:58 am, #205429
elaborate anyone ?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 9:11 am, #205424

pretty deep thought
fascistfrenchman - December 4, 2010, 4:33 am, #205415
Bravo. I'd like to see more scientific ironies. Sometimes reality is funnier than any fictional plot.


BUT CRANKY, IT WAS ALL IN FUN -


TAGS: reality lord cranky
Rating: 4.19/5

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forseti - January 6, 2012, 10:36 am, #227322
lol!


TAX TIME -


TAGS: harsh reality
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - July 3, 2011, 2:30 pm, #220925
98454 Created April 15th 2010 by sickartist and should be in the Hall of Fame if it isn't already.
Verdeckt - July 2, 2011, 7:35 pm, #220902
It is isn't it.. Can't think WHERE i've seen THE words before.. home sPUN truth always IS
RonE - July 2, 2011, 9:29 am, #220877
Epic truth oh wise one.


SUM AND SUBSTANCE -


TAGS: disneyland mexican life reality
Rating: 3.75/5

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LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:31 am, #143481
My favorite part is at the end of day you don't head for the "exit" and leave in your car...you go to a "Deportation Station" where a long golf cart-type shuttle - complete with Border Patrol lights - shuttles you out the parking lot.
LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:29 am, #143480
I like how you buy your ticket from Salespeople dressed as Coyotes, then get to simulate sneaking in through a hole in the fence held open by Eeyore, then go on the "Rio Grande Water Flume" to the actual park entrance...


REALITY - Yes, oftentimes it sucks. But the moment you awake from that realistic dream in which you were being shot, or going to jail, or your house was on fire... It can be pretty damn sweet.


TAGS: reality assignment
Rating: 3.54/5

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GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 11:38 am, #168644
or she's pregnant
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 10:56 am, #141170
5Ls
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 11:57 pm, #141125
Well said!


REALITY - is stranger than fiction


TAGS: reality
Rating: 3.42/5

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MrRandom - September 12, 2010, 8:54 pm, #193438
Such as son of a motherless goat?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:36 pm, #193434

meh...i been called worse.


LEGALIZE CRIME! - So We Won't Have Any Criminals, The Jails Would Be Unoccupied, No Robbery, Murder or Rape - A Perfect World? NO! We Would Miss The Lawyers, right?!


TAGS: dreams are my reality
Rating: 3.36/5

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agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 7:43 pm, #171707
You get a class-action lawsuit against the chief maker of sea vessel anchors.
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 2:18 pm, #171670
A good start?
Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:48 pm, #171667
What do you get when you put 100 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?
forseti - April 15, 2010, 5:48 pm, #171533
No... :( But it's my picture # 100, so don't be too harsh with your voting!! ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:34 pm, #171494
Is that the logo of the law firm that you own/ or work at? Isn't that your avatar?


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life disney reality fake tale money sin
Rating: 3.22/5

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MrRandom - October 6, 2009, 2:50 pm, #124364
Money can buy Guinness though, and that indeed is happiness
agdaniele - October 6, 2009, 2:32 pm, #124362
Ain't that the truth!


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